How absolutely darling, I thought. It's a swimsuit cover up. Very modest. Lovely. Colorful. Might even double as a shirt with a nice pair of capris.
Then I saw two things which caused my lovely train of thought to have a violent crash:
1) It's $340. Yup, you read that right. THREE HUNDRED FORTY smackeroos! But wait, it gets worse....and funnier....
2) The washing instructions?
"Dry clean only". ON A SWIMSUIT COVER-UP???
This is clearly for people who have hand-embroidered swiss-cotton hankies in their Kleenex box...