I am 51 years old. I have done countless loads of laundry. I have stripped and remade countless beds. I'm a veteran. I've been in the "trenches" for almost 32 years of marriage.
So how did I miss this? NEVER wear lipstick when remaking the bed! I'm doing that whole "swoosh" thing to get the top sheet "floated" over the bed? Next thing I know, the sheet flies up in my face and there's a mark. Sigh.
At least it's not on my husband's collar...or worse, there by someone else...