What is it you ask? It's a strip that you use to find out if there is alcohol in breast milk before you feed your baby! Evidently, you can go booze it up but being the "responsible" parent that you are and all, make sure you don't intoxicate your baby by passing on alcohol in the breast milk! Which of course makes me wonder about who is taking care of the baby while you're getting all this alcohol out of your system? I admit I am flabbergasted...I would say speechless but my current rant runs counter to that idea.
And I thought the greeting cards by Hallmark about divorce took the cake....